Playa please

I've had enough 50 Cent and Mary J. Blige remixes to last a lifetime. Thanks but no thanks, hip Quito internet cafes. It's time I punched out of this yawn factory and made my way back to the beach. Flying solo now, we'll see how that bodes for this young jedi.

Darwin and Hemingway, you're the only ones that understand me

Oh, and you too, clown-faced garbage can...



Later, and get home safe Ad. It was the best of times...

Watch out for that jew